I notice everything.
page-by-paige: And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything. i...
When people tell me I look weird doing something.
laugh-at-me-br0: I’m just like:
I’m scared of the future. Of these little robot snake surgeons and the uprising of zombies. I don’t like that one bit. I need a hug.
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain……. Whatever this new drug is, it’s spreading fast.
This is how you troll someone properly
lolzpicx: never laughed so hard in my life.
mols: I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
jayygatsby: I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for that shit
When someone puts their hand in my chip bag and...
If I could wish for anything in the world, I would wish to be a little bit more intelligent.
I USED TO HAVE A LIFE..
metalling-the-next-avatar: …But Everything Changed When The Fire Nation Attacked.